Don’t Be a Prick Sweatshirt – Cozy Comfort with a Side of Sass
Make a bold (and slightly prickly) statement with our Don’t Be a Prick sweatshirt! Featuring a vibrant cactus design and a cheeky message, this unisex heavy blend crewneck is the ultimate combination of humor, style, and comfort. Whether you're keeping it casual, layering up for chilly weather, or just reminding the world to be a little nicer, this sweatshirt has got you covered—literally.
🌵 Key Features:
✔ Ultra-Soft & Warm – Made from a medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (8.0 oz/yd²) for cozy comfort in any season.
✔ Durable & Long-Lasting – Double-needle stitching at the shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuffs ensures this sweatshirt holds up wash after wash.
✔ Classic Unisex Fit – The crew neckline and relaxed fit make it perfect for everyone, providing a stylish yet comfy look.
✔ No Itchy Seams – Designed for all-day wear with a gray, pearlized tear-away label for a smooth, irritation-free feel.
✔ Sustainable & Ethically Made – Crafted from 100% ethically grown US cotton, with OEKO-TEX-certified dyes for an eco-conscious, low-impact production process.
✔ Versatile Style – Pair it with jeans, leggings, or joggers for an effortlessly cool, laid-back vibe.
🎁 The Perfect Gift for the Sarcastic & Sassy!
Got a friend who’s a little spiky but loveable? This sweatshirt is a must-have for cactus lovers, plant parents, and anyone who appreciates humor with a side of shade. Great for birthdays, holidays, or just because!
🌵 Stay Cozy. Stay Stylish. Don’t Be a Prick. 🌵
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| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
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32.00 |
34.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
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33.00 |
34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
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35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
39.50 |
40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
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1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
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